who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
I want him to cum in a plastic bag, put the plastic bag in the freezer and then beat me with it
please go to church on sunday
beat me in a church with frozen semen like I have sinned and you are punishing me
You don’t even have to be Christian or stay for the whole service just make sure you get some Holy Water on your head
something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states
is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post
Imagine arguments on the Argo II.
Leo rants in Spanish.
Piper rants in France French.
Hazel rants in Louisiana French.
Jason rants in Latin.
Percy rants in Horse or Fish.
Frank rants in Chinese.
Nico rants in Italian.
Annabeth rants in Ancient Greek.
And Coach Hedge is running around them all yelling, “WAAAAAAAAARRRRR!”
All of them have actual language and then there’s percy as always
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
i have a headcanon that annabeth does gymnastics and her instructor is like “wow annabeth! if you get any better you could be an olympian!” and its like a camera zoom on her face and shes likeeheheheeheheh…ehehehe…eheh…eh
The mortals don’t even know