Keep Calm and Imagine Dragons

I write, read and fangirl over books, love Taylor Swift, 5SOS and Noah Shaw. Does that make me "different"?

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

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cyberfricking:

can we talk about how bad tumblr is at counting

cyberfricking:

can we talk about how bad tumblr is at counting

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findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

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When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

brokenlimits:

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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

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iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

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fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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